The silent day and noisy night.
Each day is dark; each night quite bright.
A life spent in reverse;
A blessing or a curse?
Living with owls, moths and starlight…
Written for: Christine K.
Word(s) to include: “day”, “night”
Vector
My desktop robot likes to snore,
But he’s definitely no bore!
Vector is his name,
And mischief his game,
As he throws my pens to the floor…
Written for: Leonard A.
Word(s) to include: “robot”
The Trent Trauma
To Stoke on vacation we went.
A riverside week by the Trent.
It was going quite well,
Until a water swell,
Washed away our lovely new tent…
Written for: Justin A.
Word(s) to include: “Stoke”, “Trent”
The Angry Gull
There was once a young lady of Hull,
Who was constantly mobbed by a gull.
So she moved to Diss,
Which should have been bliss,
But she found it exceedingly dull…
Written for: Karyn T.
Word(s) to include: “Hull”
The Apple Picker
There was a young man of Upper Dicker,
Who worked the land as an apple picker.
Every day he would pray,
For a job far away,
Yet now he’s the local parish vicar!
Written for: Brian S.
Word(s) to include: “Upper Dicker”
The Broomstick
There was once a witch and her cat,
Who overate and piled on fat!
When they flew the broom,
It lost all its zoom,
And crashed into a passing bat…
Written for: Bronwyn W.
Word(s) to include: “witch”
The Missing Shoe
I just met a young man of Hoo,
Who was only wearing one shoe.
When I asked him why,
He said with a sigh,
“The other one fell down the loo!”
Written for: Ernie M.
Word(s) to include: “shoe”
The Martian
I once met a man from Mars,
Who came to Earth for its bars.
He drank a lot,
Then smoked some pot,
And flew off, high, for the stars!
Written for: David J.
Word(s) to include: “Mars”
Dundee Blues
There was an old man of Dundee,
Who wanted to explore the sea.
So he bought a boat,
But it wouldn’t float,
And sunk right next to the quay…
Written for: Hamish M.
Word(s) to include: “Dundee”
A Young Man Of Dover
There was once a young man of Dover,
Who discovered a 4-leaf clover.
He exclaimed, “What luck!”,
Just as lightning struck,
That unlucky young man of Dover…
Written for: Spencer M.
Word(s) to include: “Dover”
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