Panic in the Aisles


Covid-19 is sapping our hope.

In the future, how will we all cope?

Was it the worst of mistakes,

To panic-buy Jaffa cakes,

When I really need toilet rolls and soap?


Written for: Kit F.

Word(s) to include: n/a

Fur Bikini


There’s a seal out there in a fur bikini,

Eating a fish and drinking a Martini.

Shaken Not Stirred,

Or so I’ve heard,

So more like James Bond than The Sweeney.


Written for: David R.

Word(s) to include: “fur”, “bikini”