The fine folk of Mustard Cove,
Didn’t much care for Mr Gove.
When he came to stay,
They closed off their bay,
And cooked him on a giant stove!
Written for: Erwin F.
Word(s) to include: n/a
Month: May 2020
Bathroom Cricket
‘Cricket in the bathroom!’ I hear you say,
So I grab my bat and prepare for play.
But there’s no wicket,
Just a wee bush-cricket,
Who takes one look at me and hops away…
Written for: Charlotte S.
Word(s) to include: “bathroom”, “cricket”
A No-Nonsense Cat
There once lived a cat called Foss,
Who was clearly the Lear household boss.
When his food ran out,
And Ed wasn’t about,
That runcible cat became very cross!
Written for: National Limerick Day 2020
Word(s) to include: n/a
The Tennis Court
The tennis court was cold and wet,
So we couldn’t even play one set.
Love-all forever,
In horrendous weather,
But, at least no-one noticed, I’d sold our net!
Written for: Sunita P.
Word(s) to include: n/a
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