Tennis in Eastbourne is a family affair,
At which nobody knows quite what to wear.
Cold, windy or warm?
Or, perhaps, a thunderstorm,
Leaving everyone present with wet frizzy hair…
Written for: Trisha H.
Word(s) to include: n/a
Month: Jun 2020
The Hovercraft Incident
Walking near St Margaret’s Bay,
A hovercraft nigh blew us away.
Its giant fans and skirt,
Then spewed up soggy dirt,
And soaked us all in muddy spray!
Written for: Helen H.
Word(s) to include: n/a
Bills Win!
Alexa said Buffalo beat the Packers,
So I left to party with the Bills Backers!
But then you called to say,
It wasn’t actually Green Bay?
Just the workmates of the Costco Stackers…
Written for: Steven S.
Word(s) to include: “Packers”, “Bills”
The Ferry
Just as the ferry set sail,
I decided I’d rather go by rail.
So I stole a Ford,
Then drove overboard,
And ended up going straight to jail!
Written for: Kris J.
Word(s) to include: “ferry”
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