There was once a young lady from Tring,
Who wrongly believed she could sing.
She attended auditions,
Where they signed petitions,
To have her beheaded by the King!
Written for: National Limerick Day 2021
Word(s) to include: n/a
Author: ldnlimericks
The Magician’s Hat
I didn’t have a box for my cat,
So I gave him a magician’s hat.
As I turned around,
The hat hit the ground,
And my cat said, “I’m not wearing that!”
Written for: Stephanie S.
Word(s) to include: n/a
A 50th Birthday Limerick
You’ve now been alive for 50 years,
Through uni, curling and Covid tiers.
So, happy birthday Pete!
But, next time we meet,
It’s surely your turn to buy the beers?!
Written for: Pete B.
Word(s) to include: “50”, “birthday”
That Ruddy Landing!
Starship Prototype SN9,
She fainted once but flew just fine.
Landing with a thud,
Caused her fiery ‘RUD’,
Leaving SN10 next in line…
Written for: Bess M.
Word(s) to include: “SN9”
The Hayle Snail
I once met a lady from Hayle,
Who stepped barefoot on a snail.
She began to blaspheme,
But then let out a scream,
Having sat on a rusty nail…
Written for: Penny M.
Word(s) to include: “Hayle”
A Covid Christmas
If you detect yourself dithering,
Or, possibly, even swithering,
Spend December at home,
As one Christmas alone,
May stop the NHS withering…
Written for: Scarlet K.
Word(s) to include: n/a
A Bad Hair Day!
There’s a huge crop circle in my hair!
I’ve no idea how it got there?!
Have aliens arrived?
Can my hair be revived??
Or should I find a large hat to wear…
Written for: Darren B.
Word(s) to include: n/a
Halloween
October ends with Halloween,
A time when ghosts are heard and seen.
A knock at the door…
Masked kids with a saw?
Just try hard not to cry or scream!
Written for: Wilber W.
Word(s) to include: “Halloween”, “saw”
The Thieving Fox
On my way home, I saw a red fox,
Carrying a pair of battered ‘Crocs’.
Running dead fast,
It flew straight past,
Chased by a man wearing nowt but socks!
Written for: Violet T.
Word(s) to include: “fox”
Lockdown Gigs
Is the online ‘lockdown gig’ here to stay,
Or will the ‘new normal’ soon fade away?
Our future is unknown,
But you’re not alone:
Join Davy & Poppy live on Facebook today!
Written for: Davy H.
Word(s) to include: “lockdown gig”, “Poppy”
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