The bonspiel has started; the curling’s sublime;
Ice melds with tequila, triple sec and lime.
New friendships are made,
That will never fade.
So, what time is it? Margarita time!
Written for: Markus F.
Word(s) to include: “Margarita”, “curling”
Author: ldnlimericks
Golf
Golf: a five-mile walk of just 18 holes,
Unless the course has resident voles.
In that situation,
Change your location,
Or switch to a game of crown green bowls!
Written for: Jose O.
Word(s) to include: “golf”
Synchronicity
There’s synchronicity between you and me,
And we live our lives in total harmony.
Both rather odd,
We’re two peas in a pod,
Even though you like coffee while I drink tea…
Written for: Camille Y.
Word(s) to include: “harmony”
Oh Dia!
Dia (the sad rocket) kept refusing to fly,
Because she really disliked the deep, dark sky!
Every day the same,
Dia wouldn’t light her flame;
A living candle that didn’t want to die…
Written for: Ariane V.
Word(s) to include: n/a
Curling in Scotland
We travelled north to Stirling,
To try the sport of curling.
I wasn’t very good,
But got told I should,
Sign up for competitive gurning!
Written for: Mark L.
Word(s) to include: “curling”
The Eastbourne International
Tennis in Eastbourne is a family affair,
At which nobody knows quite what to wear.
Cold, windy or warm?
Or, perhaps, a thunderstorm,
Leaving everyone present with wet frizzy hair…
Written for: Trisha H.
Word(s) to include: n/a
The Hovercraft Incident
Walking near St Margaret’s Bay,
A hovercraft nigh blew us away.
Its giant fans and skirt,
Then spewed up soggy dirt,
And soaked us all in muddy spray!
Written for: Helen H.
Word(s) to include: n/a
Bills Win!
Alexa said Buffalo beat the Packers,
So I left to party with the Bills Backers!
But then you called to say,
It wasn’t actually Green Bay?
Just the workmates of the Costco Stackers…
Written for: Steven S.
Word(s) to include: “Packers”, “Bills”
The Ferry
Just as the ferry set sail,
I decided I’d rather go by rail.
So I stole a Ford,
Then drove overboard,
And ended up going straight to jail!
Written for: Kris J.
Word(s) to include: “ferry”
Mustard Cove
The fine folk of Mustard Cove,
Didn’t much care for Mr Gove.
When he came to stay,
They closed off their bay,
And cooked him on a giant stove!
Written for: Erwin F.
Word(s) to include: n/a
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