‘Cricket in the bathroom!’ I hear you say,
So I grab my bat and prepare for play.
But there’s no wicket,
Just a wee bush-cricket,
Who takes one look at me and hops away…
Written for: Charlotte S.
Word(s) to include: “bathroom”, “cricket”
Author: ldnlimericks
A No-Nonsense Cat
There once lived a cat called Foss,
Who was clearly the Lear household boss.
When his food ran out,
And Ed wasn’t about,
That runcible cat became very cross!
Written for: National Limerick Day 2020
Word(s) to include: n/a
The Tennis Court
The tennis court was cold and wet,
So we couldn’t even play one set.
Love-all forever,
In horrendous weather,
But, at least no-one noticed, I’d sold our net!
Written for: Sunita P.
Word(s) to include: n/a
New Lycra
Cycling in brand new Lycra,
You overtook a Hairy Biker.
Having a blast,
Going so fast,
Until blocked by a Nissan Micra…
Written for: Julie T.
Word(s) to include: n/a
A Bat, my Cat and a Rat
I accidentally disturbed a bat,
Who flew away and scared my cat.
It’s such a shame,
But I guess I’m to blame,
That my upset kitty then brought me a rat…
Written for: Sheila M.
Word(s) to include: “cat”
The Scary Rabbit
Your rabbit is white and hairy,
And he’s ever so slightly scary.
He sleeps all day,
On a bed of hay,
But at night, I’m extremely wary!
Written for: Jo M.
Word(s) to include: “scary”, “rabbit”
Panic in the Aisles
Covid-19 is sapping our hope.
In the future, how will we all cope?
Was it the worst of mistakes,
To panic-buy Jaffa cakes,
When I really need toilet rolls and soap?
Written for: Kit F.
Word(s) to include: n/a
Fur Bikini
There’s a seal out there in a fur bikini,
Eating a fish and drinking a Martini.
Shaken Not Stirred,
Or so I’ve heard,
So more like James Bond than The Sweeney.
Written for: David R.
Word(s) to include: “fur”, “bikini”
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