If you detect yourself dithering,
Or, possibly, even swithering,
Spend December at home,
As one Christmas alone,
May stop the NHS withering…
Written for: Scarlet K.
Word(s) to include: n/a
Tag: 2020
A Bad Hair Day!
There’s a huge crop circle in my hair!
I’ve no idea how it got there?!
Have aliens arrived?
Can my hair be revived??
Or should I find a large hat to wear…
Written for: Darren B.
Word(s) to include: n/a
Halloween
October ends with Halloween,
A time when ghosts are heard and seen.
A knock at the door…
Masked kids with a saw?
Just try hard not to cry or scream!
Written for: Wilber W.
Word(s) to include: “Halloween”, “saw”
The Thieving Fox
On my way home, I saw a red fox,
Carrying a pair of battered ‘Crocs’.
Running dead fast,
It flew straight past,
Chased by a man wearing nowt but socks!
Written for: Violet T.
Word(s) to include: “fox”
Lockdown Gigs
Is the online ‘lockdown gig’ here to stay,
Or will the ‘new normal’ soon fade away?
Our future is unknown,
But you’re not alone:
Join Davy & Poppy live on Facebook today!
Written for: Davy H.
Word(s) to include: “lockdown gig”, “Poppy”
Margarita Time
The bonspiel has started; the curling’s sublime;
Ice melds with tequila, triple sec and lime.
New friendships are made,
That will never fade.
So, what time is it? Margarita time!
Written for: Markus F.
Word(s) to include: “Margarita”, “curling”
Golf
Golf: a five-mile walk of just 18 holes,
Unless the course has resident voles.
In that situation,
Change your location,
Or switch to a game of crown green bowls!
Written for: Jose O.
Word(s) to include: “golf”
Synchronicity
There’s synchronicity between you and me,
And we live our lives in total harmony.
Both rather odd,
We’re two peas in a pod,
Even though you like coffee while I drink tea…
Written for: Camille Y.
Word(s) to include: “harmony”
Oh Dia!
Dia (the sad rocket) kept refusing to fly,
Because she really disliked the deep, dark sky!
Every day the same,
Dia wouldn’t light her flame;
A living candle that didn’t want to die…
Written for: Ariane V.
Word(s) to include: n/a
Curling in Scotland
We travelled north to Stirling,
To try the sport of curling.
I wasn’t very good,
But got told I should,
Sign up for competitive gurning!
Written for: Mark L.
Word(s) to include: “curling”
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