I accidentally disturbed a bat,
Who flew away and scared my cat.
It’s such a shame,
But I guess I’m to blame,
That my upset kitty then brought me a rat…
Written for: Sheila M.
Word(s) to include: “cat”
Tag: Animals
The Scary Rabbit
Your rabbit is white and hairy,
And he’s ever so slightly scary.
He sleeps all day,
On a bed of hay,
But at night, I’m extremely wary!
Written for: Jo M.
Word(s) to include: “scary”, “rabbit”
Fur Bikini
There’s a seal out there in a fur bikini,
Eating a fish and drinking a Martini.
Shaken Not Stirred,
Or so I’ve heard,
So more like James Bond than The Sweeney.
Written for: David R.
Word(s) to include: “fur”, “bikini”
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