I didn’t have a box for my cat,
So I gave him a magician’s hat.
As I turned around,
The hat hit the ground,
And my cat said, “I’m not wearing that!”
Written for: Stephanie S.
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Tag: Cat
A No-Nonsense Cat
There once lived a cat called Foss,
Who was clearly the Lear household boss.
When his food ran out,
And Ed wasn’t about,
That runcible cat became very cross!
Written for: National Limerick Day 2020
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A Bat, my Cat and a Rat
I accidentally disturbed a bat,
Who flew away and scared my cat.
It’s such a shame,
But I guess I’m to blame,
That my upset kitty then brought me a rat…
Written for: Sheila M.
Word(s) to include: “cat”
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