A 50th Birthday Limerick


You’ve now been alive for 50 years,

Through uni, curling and Covid tiers.

So, happy birthday Pete!

But, next time we meet,

It’s surely your turn to buy the beers?!


Written for: Pete B.

Word(s) to include: “50”, “birthday”

Lockdown Gigs


Is the online ‘lockdown gig’ here to stay,

Or will the ‘new normal’ soon fade away?

Our future is unknown,

But you’re not alone:

Join Davy & Poppy live on Facebook today!


Written for: Davy H.

Word(s) to include: “lockdown gig”, “Poppy”

Panic in the Aisles


Covid-19 is sapping our hope.

In the future, how will we all cope?

Was it the worst of mistakes,

To panic-buy Jaffa cakes,

When I really need toilet rolls and soap?


Written for: Kit F.

Word(s) to include: n/a