A 50th Birthday Limerick


You’ve now been alive for 50 years,

Through uni, curling and Covid tiers.

So, happy birthday Pete!

But, next time we meet,

It’s surely your turn to buy the beers?!


Written for: Pete B.

Word(s) to include: “50”, “birthday”

Margarita Time


The bonspiel has started; the curling’s sublime;

Ice melds with tequila, triple sec and lime.

New friendships are made,

That will never fade.

So, what time is it? Margarita time!


Written for: Markus F.

Word(s) to include: “Margarita”, “curling”