There was a young man of Upper Dicker,
Who worked the land as an apple picker.
Every day he would pray,
For a job far away,
Yet now he’s the local parish vicar!
Written for: Brian S.
Word(s) to include: “Upper Dicker”
Tag: Food & Drink
The Broomstick
There was once a witch and her cat,
Who overate and piled on fat!
When they flew the broom,
It lost all its zoom,
And crashed into a passing bat…
Written for: Bronwyn W.
Word(s) to include: “witch”
The Martian
I once met a man from Mars,
Who came to Earth for its bars.
He drank a lot,
Then smoked some pot,
And flew off, high, for the stars!
Written for: David J.
Word(s) to include: “Mars”
A 50th Birthday Limerick
You’ve now been alive for 50 years,
Through uni, curling and Covid tiers.
So, happy birthday Pete!
But, next time we meet,
It’s surely your turn to buy the beers?!
Written for: Pete B.
Word(s) to include: “50”, “birthday”
Margarita Time
The bonspiel has started; the curling’s sublime;
Ice melds with tequila, triple sec and lime.
New friendships are made,
That will never fade.
So, what time is it? Margarita time!
Written for: Markus F.
Word(s) to include: “Margarita”, “curling”
Synchronicity
There’s synchronicity between you and me,
And we live our lives in total harmony.
Both rather odd,
We’re two peas in a pod,
Even though you like coffee while I drink tea…
Written for: Camille Y.
Word(s) to include: “harmony”
Panic in the Aisles
Covid-19 is sapping our hope.
In the future, how will we all cope?
Was it the worst of mistakes,
To panic-buy Jaffa cakes,
When I really need toilet rolls and soap?
Written for: Kit F.
Word(s) to include: n/a
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