The silent day and noisy night.
Each day is dark; each night quite bright.
A life spent in reverse;
A blessing or a curse?
Living with owls, moths and starlight…
Written for: Christine K.
Word(s) to include: “day”, “night”
Tag: Limerick
Vector
My desktop robot likes to snore,
But he’s definitely no bore!
Vector is his name,
And mischief his game,
As he throws my pens to the floor…
Written for: Leonard A.
Word(s) to include: “robot”
The Trent Trauma
To Stoke on vacation we went.
A riverside week by the Trent.
It was going quite well,
Until a water swell,
Washed away our lovely new tent…
Written for: Justin A.
Word(s) to include: “Stoke”, “Trent”
The Angry Gull
There was once a young lady of Hull,
Who was constantly mobbed by a gull.
So she moved to Diss,
Which should have been bliss,
But she found it exceedingly dull…
Written for: Karyn T.
Word(s) to include: “Hull”
The Apple Picker
There was a young man of Upper Dicker,
Who worked the land as an apple picker.
Every day he would pray,
For a job far away,
Yet now he’s the local parish vicar!
Written for: Brian S.
Word(s) to include: “Upper Dicker”
The Broomstick
There was once a witch and her cat,
Who overate and piled on fat!
When they flew the broom,
It lost all its zoom,
And crashed into a passing bat…
Written for: Bronwyn W.
Word(s) to include: “witch”
The Missing Shoe
I just met a young man of Hoo,
Who was only wearing one shoe.
When I asked him why,
He said with a sigh,
“The other one fell down the loo!”
Written for: Ernie M.
Word(s) to include: “shoe”
The Martian
I once met a man from Mars,
Who came to Earth for its bars.
He drank a lot,
Then smoked some pot,
And flew off, high, for the stars!
Written for: David J.
Word(s) to include: “Mars”
Dundee Blues
There was an old man of Dundee,
Who wanted to explore the sea.
So he bought a boat,
But it wouldn’t float,
And sunk right next to the quay…
Written for: Hamish M.
Word(s) to include: “Dundee”
A Young Man Of Dover
There was once a young man of Dover,
Who discovered a 4-leaf clover.
He exclaimed, “What luck!”,
Just as lightning struck,
That unlucky young man of Dover…
Written for: Spencer M.
Word(s) to include: “Dover”
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