To Stoke on vacation we went.
A riverside week by the Trent.
It was going quite well,
Until a water swell,
Washed away our lovely new tent…
Written for: Justin A.
Word(s) to include: “Stoke”, “Trent”
Tag: Locations
The Angry Gull
There was once a young lady of Hull,
Who was constantly mobbed by a gull.
So she moved to Diss,
Which should have been bliss,
But she found it exceedingly dull…
Written for: Karyn T.
Word(s) to include: “Hull”
The Apple Picker
There was a young man of Upper Dicker,
Who worked the land as an apple picker.
Every day he would pray,
For a job far away,
Yet now he’s the local parish vicar!
Written for: Brian S.
Word(s) to include: “Upper Dicker”
The Missing Shoe
I just met a young man of Hoo,
Who was only wearing one shoe.
When I asked him why,
He said with a sigh,
“The other one fell down the loo!”
Written for: Ernie M.
Word(s) to include: “shoe”
The Martian
I once met a man from Mars,
Who came to Earth for its bars.
He drank a lot,
Then smoked some pot,
And flew off, high, for the stars!
Written for: David J.
Word(s) to include: “Mars”
Dundee Blues
There was an old man of Dundee,
Who wanted to explore the sea.
So he bought a boat,
But it wouldn’t float,
And sunk right next to the quay…
Written for: Hamish M.
Word(s) to include: “Dundee”
A Young Man Of Dover
There was once a young man of Dover,
Who discovered a 4-leaf clover.
He exclaimed, “What luck!”,
Just as lightning struck,
That unlucky young man of Dover…
Written for: Spencer M.
Word(s) to include: “Dover”
The Tring Singer
There was once a young lady from Tring,
Who wrongly believed she could sing.
She attended auditions,
Where they signed petitions,
To have her beheaded by the King!
Written for: National Limerick Day 2021
Word(s) to include: n/a
The Hayle Snail
I once met a lady from Hayle,
Who stepped barefoot on a snail.
She began to blaspheme,
But then let out a scream,
Having sat on a rusty nail…
Written for: Penny M.
Word(s) to include: “Hayle”
Curling in Scotland
We travelled north to Stirling,
To try the sport of curling.
I wasn’t very good,
But got told I should,
Sign up for competitive gurning!
Written for: Mark L.
Word(s) to include: “curling”
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