The Tring Singer


There was once a young lady from Tring,

Who wrongly believed she could sing.

She attended auditions,

Where they signed petitions,

To have her beheaded by the King!


Written for: National Limerick Day 2021

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A No-Nonsense Cat


There once lived a cat called Foss,

Who was clearly the Lear household boss.

When his food ran out,

And Ed wasn’t about,

That runcible cat became very cross!


Written for: National Limerick Day 2020

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