There was an old man of Dundee,
Who wanted to explore the sea.
So he bought a boat,
But it wouldn’t float,
And sunk right next to the quay…
Written for: Hamish M.
Word(s) to include: “Dundee”
Tag: Sea
The Hovercraft Incident
Walking near St Margaret’s Bay,
A hovercraft nigh blew us away.
Its giant fans and skirt,
Then spewed up soggy dirt,
And soaked us all in muddy spray!
Written for: Helen H.
Word(s) to include: n/a
The Ferry
Just as the ferry set sail,
I decided I’d rather go by rail.
So I stole a Ford,
Then drove overboard,
And ended up going straight to jail!
Written for: Kris J.
Word(s) to include: “ferry”
Mustard Cove
The fine folk of Mustard Cove,
Didn’t much care for Mr Gove.
When he came to stay,
They closed off their bay,
And cooked him on a giant stove!
Written for: Erwin F.
Word(s) to include: n/a
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