The bonspiel has started; the curling’s sublime;
Ice melds with tequila, triple sec and lime.
New friendships are made,
That will never fade.
So, what time is it? Margarita time!
Written for: Markus F.
Word(s) to include: “Margarita”, “curling”
Tag: Sport
Golf
Golf: a five-mile walk of just 18 holes,
Unless the course has resident voles.
In that situation,
Change your location,
Or switch to a game of crown green bowls!
Written for: Jose O.
Word(s) to include: “golf”
Curling in Scotland
We travelled north to Stirling,
To try the sport of curling.
I wasn’t very good,
But got told I should,
Sign up for competitive gurning!
Written for: Mark L.
Word(s) to include: “curling”
The Eastbourne International
Tennis in Eastbourne is a family affair,
At which nobody knows quite what to wear.
Cold, windy or warm?
Or, perhaps, a thunderstorm,
Leaving everyone present with wet frizzy hair…
Written for: Trisha H.
Word(s) to include: n/a
Bills Win!
Alexa said Buffalo beat the Packers,
So I left to party with the Bills Backers!
But then you called to say,
It wasn’t actually Green Bay?
Just the workmates of the Costco Stackers…
Written for: Steven S.
Word(s) to include: “Packers”, “Bills”
Bathroom Cricket
‘Cricket in the bathroom!’ I hear you say,
So I grab my bat and prepare for play.
But there’s no wicket,
Just a wee bush-cricket,
Who takes one look at me and hops away…
Written for: Charlotte S.
Word(s) to include: “bathroom”, “cricket”
The Tennis Court
The tennis court was cold and wet,
So we couldn’t even play one set.
Love-all forever,
In horrendous weather,
But, at least no-one noticed, I’d sold our net!
Written for: Sunita P.
Word(s) to include: n/a
New Lycra
Cycling in brand new Lycra,
You overtook a Hairy Biker.
Having a blast,
Going so fast,
Until blocked by a Nissan Micra…
Written for: Julie T.
Word(s) to include: n/a
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